Why is it.....?

There is a little known organization that breaks into your house while you are asleep and takes all the batteries in your house. This corporation is actually a subsidiary of a larger company that has many other subsidiaries as well. While their functions are too many to list some of them include stealing ONE sock from your dryer, discontinuing products that your neighborhood supermarket sells that you like, moving your keys to a different location in the house when you are late for an important appointment and throwing out pieces of paper with important phone numbers.